Rm Bulanon · Top Commenter
The center of the towel is for the face, head, shoulders, arms and major body parts. The corners are for everything else.
Maurice Goodman Jr.
Yes it's true but I also use my towel to dry my dog, clean soda spills, as a door mat, a pillow, a blanket, a condom, a cloak of invisibility, and to file my taxes.