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Your mom is so fat, both of the Tinker's rockets target her.
Your mom is so fat, she doesn't fit in the Chronosphere.
Your mom is so fat, she's giving Bane nightmares.
Your mom is so fat, Tiny thought she was part of the landscape.
Your mom is so fat, the flayed twins had an overdose when Bloodseeker ruptured her.
Your mom is so fat that Beastmaster's instinct tells him to run away.
Your mom is so fat, Morphling died when he tried to replicate her.
Your mom is so fat, Rubick can't levitate her.
Your mom is so fat, Queen of Pain is getting off just by looking at her.
Your mom is so fat that Invoker can't concentrate.
Your mom is so fat, Roshan gave her the aegis so she wouldn't come any closer.
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