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  2. komunizam

    in Rastibudjilizovane klejbezable

    Posted

    topik je univerzalan, nikoga nizashta ne optuzujem ali mislim da je ovo zanimljiva tema

    nemam nisha protiv prozivanja, medju ljudima koji se relativno dobro znaju preko ovog foruma, ali mislim da bi za sve nove lorisnike bilo dobro da sebe smatraju na "uslovnoj" dok ne pokazu da su ok. mnogo ljudi pochinje da se svadja pre nego sho pogleda sa kim se svadja sho je glupo; postoji ovde par ljudi koji traze frku, ali vetjina dolazi ovde radi zabave i rekreacije i ne zeli nikakve neprijatnosti; kada vidish n00ba koji tje da se napravi faca tako sho tje nekoga da spusti i onda odvali "uglednog chlana foruma", da li tog n00ba treba kazniti? ja kazem da

  3. komunizam

    in Rastibudjilizovane klejbezable

    Posted · Edited by KalElen_

    da li novi chlan treba da se pokaze normalnom osobom sa kojom se moze voditi inteligentan razgovor pre nego pozeli da isteruje svoja prava i vredja druge chlanove. to je poenta

    da li mogu da budu ravnopravni zerbah(1. mi pao na pamet kao primeran chlan foruma) i neki noob upravo registrovan u ovo vreme kada svaka budala ima pristup netu

  5. LOTR & WWII

    in Rastibudjilizovane klejbezable

    Posted

    mislim da je lotr vetj bio ali kad vetj kachim wwII nije zgoreg podsetiti se i lotra

    If World War II Was an Online Game...

    ...it might have gone a little something like this:

    *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*

    *Eisenhower has joined the game.*

    *paTTon has joined the game.*

    *Churchill has joined the game.*

    *benny-tow has joined the game.*

    *T0J0 has joined the game.*

    *Roosevelt has joined the game.*

    *Stalin has joined the game.*

    *deGaulle has joined the game.*

    Roosevelt: hey sup

    T0J0: y0

    Stalin: hi

    Churchill: hi

    Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!

    paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks

    T0JO: lol

    Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!

    benny-tow: haha america sux

    Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?

    Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever

    Stalin: cool

    deGaulle: sh*t Hitler rushed some1 help

    Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy

    Roosevelt: i dont got sh*t to help, sry

    Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me

    Roosevelt: get antiair guns

    Churchill: i cant afford them

    benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?

    paTTon: stfu

    Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

    deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick

    Eisenhower: i cant do sh*t til rosevelt gives me an army

    paTTon: yah hurry the fock up

    Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded

    deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck

    *deGaulle has left the game.*

    Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?

    benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?

    benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?

    Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO

    T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u

    Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses

    T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol

    Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u

    Hitler[AoE]: wtf

    Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army

    Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker

    Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler

    Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!

    T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard

    Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path

    Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE

    Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol

    benny-tow: haha

    benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1

    T0J0: o f**k i cant help u i got my hands full

    Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help

    Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya

    Stalin: church help me

    Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here

    Stalin: dont be an arss

    Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late

    Eisenhower: LOL

    benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help

    Hitler: o man ur focked

    paTTon: oh what now biotch

    Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol

    *benny-tow has been eliminated.*

    benny-tow: lame

    Roosevelt: gj patton

    paTTon: thnx

    Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t

    Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record

    Eisenhower: Nuts!

    benny~tow: wtf that mean?

    Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped

    paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker

    Stalin: rofl

    T0J0: HAHAHHAA

    Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay

    Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city

    *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*

    benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself

    Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL

    Stalin: OMG LMAO!

    Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows

    *Hitler[AoE] has left the game*

    paTTon: hahahhah

    T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs

    benny~tow: shut up noob

    Roosevelt: haha wut a moron

    paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?

    Eisenhower: yah me too

    T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol

    Eisenhower: fock u

    paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie

    Stalin: go to hell lol

    paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk

    Eisenhower: yah this is gay

    *Roosevelt has left the game.*

    Hitler[AoE]: wtf?

    Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join

    *tru_m4n has joined the game.*

    tru_m4n: hi all

    T0J0: hey

    Stalin: sup

    Churchill: hi

    tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!

    tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY f**k I GOT NUKES

    Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz

    tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple

    Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets

    T0J0: wtf is nukes?

    T0J0: holy f**kholyf**khoylf**k!1

    *T0J0 has been eliminated.*

    *The Allied team has won the game!*

    Eisenhower: awesome!

    Churchill: gg noobs no re

    T0J0: thats bullsh*t u fockin suck

    *T0J0 has left the game.*

    *Eisenhower has left the game.*

    Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****

    Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss

    tru_m4n: l8r all

    benny~tow: bye

    Churchill: l8r

    Stalin: fock u all

    tru_m4n: shut up commie lol

    *tru_m4n has left the game.*

    benny~tow: lololol u commie

    Churchill: ROFL

    Churchill: bye commie

    *Churchill has left the game.*

    *benny~tow has left the game.*

    Stalin: i hate u all fags

    *Stalin has left the game.*

    paTTon: lol no1 is left

    paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep

    *paTTon has been eliminated.*

    paTTon: o sh1t!

    *paTTon has left the game.*

    _________________

    *spams a brick*

    The Fellowship of the Ring, re-done in chat/AOL/1337-speak.

    t3h F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng

    [At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]

    Merry: "Omg, I pwn"

    Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"

    **Rocket goes off

    Gandalf: "Pwned!"

    Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"

    Bilbo has left the server

    Frodo: "wtf!?"

    [later, in Bag End]

    Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"

    Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"

    Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"

    Bilbo: "ok"

    Gandalf has logged on as admin

    Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire

    **Later

    Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"

    **Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back

    Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"

    Frodo: "wtf?"

    Gandalf has logged on as admin

    Frodo has been kicked from The Shire

    Sam has been kicked from The Shire

    [At Isengard]

    Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"

    Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"

    Gandalf: "wtf?!"

    Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"

    Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"

    **Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf

    Saruman: "Pwned!"

    [on the road to Bree]

    Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"

    Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"

    Frodo: "Ph34r!"

    Sam: "Shrooms!"

    Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"

    **black rider stops, sniffs, goes past

    Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"

    [bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]

    **Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips

    Frodo has left the server

    Frodo has connected to the server

    Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"

    Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"

    [at Weathertop]

    Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"

    **MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!

    Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"

    **the black riders attack

    Merry: "OMG!!!"

    Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"

    Pippin: "wtf"

    Frodo has left the server

    **head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost

    Frodo has connected to the server

    Frodo: "wtf... hax!"

    **Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand

    Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"

    Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "

    [on the road to Rivendell]

    Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"

    **Arwen rides up

    Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"

    Arwen: "Sif! wtf is up with Frodo?"

    Sam: "teh leet Hax0r "

    Arwen: "Firewall?"

    **Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.

    Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"

    **nazgul start to cross

    Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"

    **the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away

    Warning: Connection Problems Detected

    nazgul has disconnected

    nazgul has disconnected

    nazgul has disconnected

    nazgul has disconnected

    nazgul has disconnected

    nazgul has disconnected

    nazgul has disconnected

    Arwen: "Pwnd"

    [at the Council of Elrond]

    Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"

    Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"

    Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"

    Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!"

    **Frodo puts the ring on the plinth

    Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"

    **Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters

    Elrond: "**sigh, noob"

    [Frodo meets up with Bilbo]

    Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"

    Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"

    Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"

    **Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring

    Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"

    Frodo: "sif!"

    Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"

    [The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]

    **Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains

    Legolas: "OMG, 1337 gfx!"

    Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"

    **There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf

    Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"

    Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"

    Gimli votes to change map to Moria

    Votes 4 of 4 required

    Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"

    [The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]

    Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"

    **The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!

    Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"

    Boromir: "GL HF"

    Aragorn [broadsword] guardian

    Legolas [arrow] guardian

    Gandalf: "gg"

    [The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]

    Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"

    **After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well

    Gandalf: "teh bookz0r has some clues!"

    **Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well

    Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"

    Merry: "d'oh"

    **The fellowship hears the ork drums

    Boromir: "wtf?"

    Aragorn: "wtf?"

    Frodo: "..."

    Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"

    **the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come

    Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"

    Aragorn [broadsword] ork

    Gimli [axe] ork

    Legolas [arrow] ork

    Aragorn [broadsword] ork

    Aragorn [broadsword] ork

    Boromir [broadsword] ork

    Gimli [axe] ork

    Gimli [axe] ork

    ork: "OMG! h4x!"

    Gimli: "pwned"!

    Legolas [arrow] ork

    Legolas [arrow] ork

    Legolas: "lol!!"

    Boromir [broadsword] ork

    Gimli [axe] ork

    Gimli: "Foos!" Legolas [arrow] ork

    ork: "ffs, wallhax!"

    **The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors

    Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"

    Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"

    Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"

    **Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo

    Sam: "OMG!"

    Gandalf: "OMG!"

    Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"

    **Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head

    Legolas [arrow] cavetroll

    Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"

    Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"

    **The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks

    Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!"

    **A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw

    Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"

    Gandalf: "OMG!"

    **The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.

    Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"

    Legolas [arrow] ork

    Legolas [arrow] ork

    ork: "AIMBOT!"

    ork: "turn it off!"

    Legolas: "lolol!"

    **The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog

    Gandalf: "j00 shall not pass!"

    Balrog: "wtf?"

    Gandalf: "j00 SHALL NOT PASS!"

    Balrog: "Sif, noob"

    **Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight

    Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"

    Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"

    **The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf

    Gandalf: "D'oh"

    Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"

    Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"

    **Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass

    Gandalf has left the server

    Balrog has disconnected

    [After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]

    **The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel

    Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"

    Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"

    Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1"

    [The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]

    Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!"

    uruk hai: "leet!"

    [stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]

    **Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him

    Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ** hax can fight teh boss!"

    Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"

    Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"

    Frodo: "STFU noob"

    Frodo has left the server

    Boromir: "wtf! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!"

    **A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir

    Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"

    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir

    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir

    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir

    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir

    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir

    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir

    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir

    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir

    Boromir: "****ing campers"

    **Aragorn comes across the battle

    Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! wtf!"

    Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"

    Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai

    Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"

    **Aragorn goes to Boromir

    Boromir: "Damn lag!"

    Warning: Connection problems detected

    Boromir has disconnected

    Aragorn: "FFS!"

    [Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam 'sees' him]

    Sam: "Frodo! wtf! Invisibility h4x!"

    Frodo has connected to the server

    Frodo: "Sam, STFU and FOAD!"

    Sam: "Sif!"

    Frodo: "Oh, ffs n00b!"

    3Nd!!!!11

  7. Ajkule...

    in Nauka

    Posted

    Inace, u Jawsu ima jedna nevidjena glupost. Serif puni JHP tipove metaka 357 magnum po jednom kapljicom sodijum cijanida, a potom ih zakiva voskom kako bi upucao ajkulu kad je ugleda. Neverovatno bolesna stvar jeste da ne samo da zrno JHP tipa kalibra 357 ispaljeno iz revolvera :

    1. Ne bi moglo da zaroni dovoljno duboko da udari ajkulu, vec ,i da se to desi, od naglog gubitka brzine ono ne bi moglo da joj probije kozu.

    2. Vosak bi se rasprsnuo vec pri udaru u vodu i sav cijanid bi otisao dodjavola

    3. JHP zrno je dizajnirano tako da se lako deformise pri udaru u telo. Ako bi zveknulo vodu, olovo na vrhu zrna bi se deformisalo i istisnulo cijanid i vosak napolje.

    4. Kineticka energija 357 na ustima cevi je 700 J. Poredjenja radi : za obaranje divljeg vepra od 100 kg potrebno je oko 1000 J (osim ako zrno nije od tundstema). Znaci da ispalite 357 u vodu sa 30 metara razdaljine, ne biste postigli nista.

    nisam hejter ja sam treehugger; ne vidim sha u ovom postu odgovara temi. mesto mu je na topiku o holivudskoj fizici

    odgledah juche emisiju o nauchnicima koji se bave prouchavanjem ajkula u australiji("u cilju boljeg razumevanja tih fascinantnih stvorenja"). ono sho im rade nije normalno, sa takvim prijateljima kome trebaju neprijatelji.

  8. Ajkule...

    in Nauka

    Posted

    nije su li tvoji postovi off-topic, protiv kojeg se ti borish, filmske greshke su na drugom topiku

    glavni razlog nestajanja ajkula su kinezi koji ih ubijaju desetine hiljada ajkula zarad pravljanje supe od peraja ajkula koju smatraju afrodizijakom. kinezi inache izgleda smatraju delove tela svih ugrozenih zivotinja afrodizijakom

  9. Ajkule...

    in Nauka

    Posted

    neke ajkule ne radjaju zive mladunce nego izbacuju jaja (ne bash kao ptichja, nego vishe nalik na duguljaste paketice), koja su se na zapadu nazivala sireninim jajima

    tachno, ne znam za oblik jaja ali znam da ne radjaju sve ajkule zive mladunce. btw gledao sam tu emisiju o kit-ajkulama; super je sho animal planet emituje toliko normalnih emisija o ajkulama, gde ih prate i prouchavaju, nasuprot gluposti tipa "napad misteriozne ajkule" koja je bila emitovana na b92 a koja spada u zutu nauku(da je tako blago okarakterishem)

  11. Spisak

    in Sport

    Posted

    na spisku zasluzuju(manje ili vishe) da budu:

    rakoch, jare, bodiroga, rebracha i krle. milojevitj je daleko najbolji utisak ostavio do sada i jedini zasluzuje da bude starter. darko i vule djenje djene, ostali potop. gurovitj jeste bio dobar na 2 ali ostatak je bio katastrofalan

    jedino mi nije jasno zashto mladi vukodlaka aka radman igra onako malo

  13. Ajkule...

    in Nauka

    Posted

    to niko ne zna za sigurno. kod nekih vrsta to je veoma zanimljivo pitanje. velike bele na primer se chesto fajtaju medjusobno i to bez obzira na pol. zato je potpuno nepoznato kako dolazi do parenja. postoji teorija da je to mogutje samo kada se toliko nahrane da momentalno nemaju potrebu za hranom(sho kod ajkula relativno kratko traje) pa onda postaju manje agresivne i to je jedino vreme kada su spremne da se upuste u "intimne odnose", a sve ovo se moze deiti kada raschereche nesho ogromno tipa leshinu kita. naravno ovo je samo teorija i nije potvrdjena, ali mislim da je veoma zanimljiva.

    zooloke jesi li siguran za tu "obdarenost", nisam chuo za to do sada

    lucky ja josh uvek chekam slichke koje si svojevremeno obetjao:J

  15. Ajkule...

    in Nauka

    Posted · Edited by KalElen_

    praistorijska ajkula se zvala megalodon i mada se ne setjam tachne velichine(slabo pamtim brojeve) setjam se da sam video poredjenje njenog zuba i zuba velike bele, koji je bio po mojoj slobodnoj proceni10ak puta manji

    inache najvetja ziva akula je ajkula-kit(opet ne znam tachne dimenzije) i potpuno je bezopasna jer se hrani plangtonom

    vetjina ajkula moze da oseti miris krvi u vodi kao i zvuke koje stvara plen(zato struchnjaci preporuchuju da ako se nadjete ochi u ochi sa ajkulom u vodi ne panichite i zaplivate polako i smireno ka obali bez suvishnih pokreta, koje bi ajkula mogla da zameni za zvuke ranjene ribe). sho se tiche siluete ajkula koristi ochi tek pred kraj svog napada da bi pogodila metu, zato se chesto deshavaju napadi na surfere(ajkula pomesha siluetu daske sa fokama)

  18. Never f*** with your systems administrator

    in Rastibudjilizovane klejbezable

    Posted

    Actual letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex Computers, USA, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon afterwards!

    Dear Mr. Baker,

    As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

    Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" for the hundredth time.

    You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.

    You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp-dressed useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at.

    Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle.

    Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation, however I have a few parting thoughts.

    1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is "I prefer not to comment." I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.

    2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your "favorites list", which I conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do believe that terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.

    3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your Mother's birthday," you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude.

    Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are.

    Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.)

    Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never f*** with your systems administrator.

    Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!

    Wishing you a grand and glorious day, Cecelia

  20. Ajkule...

    in Nauka

    Posted

    Mythbusters !!!!

    Imali su oni neku specijal epizodu o ajkulama ali ne stigoh da odgledam jer sam otishao na more :)

    nisam ni ja gledao tu epizodu, nekako su počeli da se ponavljaju..

    niste nisha propustili, bila je prilichno neuzbudljiva epizoda, kada se ima u vidu tematika. sho se tiche gutanja mogu da tvrdim da to nije tachno(kao neko ko se veoma zanima za njih, sho se vidi i iz avatara). dovoljno je odgledati 1 od mnogih dokumentaraca o ajkulama koji idu na animal planet-u i videti da to ne vazi, barem ne za poznatije vrste. inache najbolja je emisija o velikim belim koje iskachu vishe metara iznad vode pri napadu na foke, da se useresh gledajutji

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