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onda mogu da prestanem da brinem ajkule su spasene od istrebljenja @xcain, sho se mene tiche mozemo da zakopamo ratnu sekiru

topik je univerzalan, nikoga nizashta ne optuzujem ali mislim da je ovo zanimljiva tema nemam nisha protiv prozivanja, medju ljudima koji se relativno dobro znaju preko ovog foruma, ali mislim da bi za sve nove lorisnike bilo dobro da sebe smatraju na "uslovnoj" dok ne pokazu da su ok. mnogo ljudi pochinje da se svadja pre nego sho pogleda sa kim se svadja sho je glupo; postoji ovde par ljudi koji traze frku, ali vetjina dolazi ovde radi zabave i rekreacije i ne zeli nikakve neprijatnosti; kada vidish n00ba koji tje da se napravi faca tako sho tje nekoga da spusti i onda odvali "uglednog chlana foruma", da li tog n00ba treba kazniti? ja kazem da

da li novi chlan treba da se pokaze normalnom osobom sa kojom se moze voditi inteligentan razgovor pre nego pozeli da isteruje svoja prava i vredja druge chlanove. to je poenta da li mogu da budu ravnopravni zerbah(1. mi pao na pamet kao primeran chlan foruma) i neki noob upravo registrovan u ovo vreme kada svaka budala ima pristup netu

ljudi nije to bash tako naivno, tashta nije mali faktor kada se bira zena:J

mislim da je lotr vetj bio ali kad vetj kachim wwII nije zgoreg podsetiti se i lotra If World War II Was an Online Game... ...it might have gone a little something like this: *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: sh*t Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got sh*t to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do sh*t til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o f**k i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help Hitler: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY f**k I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy f**kholyf**khoylf**k!1 *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bullsh*t u fockin suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all fags *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o sh1t! *paTTon has left the game.* _________________ *spams a brick* The Fellowship of the Ring, re-done in chat/AOL/1337-speak. t3h F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng [At Bilbo's 111th Birthday] Merry: "Omg, I pwn" Pippin: "Sif, I pwn" **Rocket goes off Gandalf: "Pwned!" Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos" Bilbo has left the server Frodo: "wtf!?" [later, in Bag End] Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo" Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!" Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!" Bilbo: "ok" Gandalf has logged on as admin Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire **Later Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!" **Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!" Frodo: "wtf?" Gandalf has logged on as admin Frodo has been kicked from The Shire Sam has been kicked from The Shire [At Isengard] Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!" Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!" Gandalf: "wtf?!" Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!" Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet" **Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf Saruman: "Pwned!" [on the road to Bree] Merry: "look foos, shrooms!" Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!" Frodo: "Ph34r!" Sam: "Shrooms!" Frodo: "PH34R!1!1" **black rider stops, sniffs, goes past Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!" [bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony] **Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips Frodo has left the server Frodo has connected to the server Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd" Aragorn: "OMG, noobz" [at Weathertop] Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!" **MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!! Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz" **the black riders attack Merry: "OMG!!!" Sam: "O.M.G!!!11" Pippin: "wtf" Frodo has left the server **head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost Frodo has connected to the server Frodo: "wtf... hax!" **Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!" Merry: "LOLOL flamed! " [on the road to Rivendell] Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!" **Arwen rides up Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?" Arwen: "Sif! wtf is up with Frodo?" Sam: "teh leet Hax0r " Arwen: "Firewall?" **Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell. Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!" **nazgul start to cross Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!" **the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away Warning: Connection Problems Detected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected Arwen: "Pwnd" [at the Council of Elrond] Gimli: "dwarves pwn!" Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!" Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!" Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!" **Frodo puts the ring on the plinth Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!" **Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters Elrond: "**sigh, noob" [Frodo meets up with Bilbo] Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!" Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!" Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?" **Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!" Frodo: "sif!" Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril" [The Fellowship leaves Rivendell] **Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains Legolas: "OMG, 1337 gfx!" Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS" **There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1" Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?" Gimli votes to change map to Moria Votes 4 of 4 required Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!" [The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria] Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?" **The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks! Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!" Boromir: "GL HF" Aragorn [broadsword] guardian Legolas [arrow] guardian Gandalf: "gg" [The fellowship enters the mines of Moria] Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!" **After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well Gandalf: "teh bookz0r has some clues!" **Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well Gandalf: "OMG! noob!" Merry: "d'oh" **The fellowship hears the ork drums Boromir: "wtf?" Aragorn: "wtf?" Frodo: "..." Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<" **the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!" Aragorn [broadsword] ork Gimli [axe] ork Legolas [arrow] ork Aragorn [broadsword] ork Aragorn [broadsword] ork Boromir [broadsword] ork Gimli [axe] ork Gimli [axe] ork ork: "OMG! h4x!" Gimli: "pwned"! Legolas [arrow] ork Legolas [arrow] ork Legolas: "lol!!" Boromir [broadsword] ork Gimli [axe] ork Gimli: "Foos!" Legolas [arrow] ork ork: "ffs, wallhax!" **The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors Gandalf: "Oh ffs!" Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!" Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!" **Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo Sam: "OMG!" Gandalf: "OMG!" Aragorn: "omg, pwn!" **Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head Legolas [arrow] cavetroll Ork: "OMG! PWNED!" Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs" **The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!" **A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!" Gandalf: "OMG!" **The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows. Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!" Legolas [arrow] ork Legolas [arrow] ork ork: "AIMBOT!" ork: "turn it off!" Legolas: "lolol!" **The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog Gandalf: "j00 shall not pass!" Balrog: "wtf?" Gandalf: "j00 SHALL NOT PASS!" Balrog: "Sif, noob" **Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!" Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!" **The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf Gandalf: "D'oh" Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!" Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!" **Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass Gandalf has left the server Balrog has disconnected [After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien] **The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!" Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?" Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1" [The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river] Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!" uruk hai: "leet!" [stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp] **Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ** hax can fight teh boss!" Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!" Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers" Frodo: "STFU noob" Frodo has left the server Boromir: "wtf! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!" **A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!" Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Boromir: "****ing campers" **Aragorn comes across the battle Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! wtf!" Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!" Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!" **Aragorn goes to Boromir Boromir: "Damn lag!" Warning: Connection problems detected Boromir has disconnected Aragorn: "FFS!" [Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam 'sees' him] Sam: "Frodo! wtf! Invisibility h4x!" Frodo has connected to the server Frodo: "Sam, STFU and FOAD!" Sam: "Sif!" Frodo: "Oh, ffs n00b!" 3Nd!!!!11

da li su svi jednaki i sa istim pravima na ovom forumu(pri tom ne mislim na moderatorske privilegije tipa vetji inbox i manipulacija tudjim postovim) i treba li uopshte da budu?

nisam hejter ja sam treehugger; ne vidim sha u ovom postu odgovara temi. mesto mu je na topiku o holivudskoj fizici odgledah juche emisiju o nauchnicima koji se bave prouchavanjem ajkula u australiji("u cilju boljeg razumevanja tih fascinantnih stvorenja"). ono sho im rade nije normalno, sa takvim prijateljima kome trebaju neprijatelji.

nije su li tvoji postovi off-topic, protiv kojeg se ti borish, filmske greshke su na drugom topiku glavni razlog nestajanja ajkula su kinezi koji ih ubijaju desetine hiljada ajkula zarad pravljanje supe od peraja ajkula koju smatraju afrodizijakom. kinezi inache izgleda smatraju delove tela svih ugrozenih zivotinja afrodizijakom

tachno, ne znam za oblik jaja ali znam da ne radjaju sve ajkule zive mladunce. btw gledao sam tu emisiju o kit-ajkulama; super je sho animal planet emituje toliko normalnih emisija o ajkulama, gde ih prate i prouchavaju, nasuprot gluposti tipa "napad misteriozne ajkule" koja je bila emitovana na b92 a koja spada u zutu nauku(da je tako blago okarakterishem)

na spisku zasluzuju(manje ili vishe) da budu: rakoch, jare, bodiroga, rebracha i krle. milojevitj je daleko najbolji utisak ostavio do sada i jedini zasluzuje da bude starter. darko i vule djenje djene, ostali potop. gurovitj jeste bio dobar na 2 ali ostatak je bio katastrofalan jedino mi nije jasno zashto mladi vukodlaka aka radman igra onako malo

ishao bih da je dzabe, ali za 2k teshko

to niko ne zna za sigurno. kod nekih vrsta to je veoma zanimljivo pitanje. velike bele na primer se chesto fajtaju medjusobno i to bez obzira na pol. zato je potpuno nepoznato kako dolazi do parenja. postoji teorija da je to mogutje samo kada se toliko nahrane da momentalno nemaju potrebu za hranom(sho kod ajkula relativno kratko traje) pa onda postaju manje agresivne i to je jedino vreme kada su spremne da se upuste u "intimne odnose", a sve ovo se moze deiti kada raschereche nesho ogromno tipa leshinu kita. naravno ovo je samo teorija i nije potvrdjena, ali mislim da je veoma zanimljiva. zooloke jesi li siguran za tu "obdarenost", nisam chuo za to do sada lucky ja josh uvek chekam slichke koje si svojevremeno obetjao:J

zanimljiva slika

praistorijska ajkula se zvala megalodon i mada se ne setjam tachne velichine(slabo pamtim brojeve) setjam se da sam video poredjenje njenog zuba i zuba velike bele, koji je bio po mojoj slobodnoj proceni10ak puta manji inache najvetja ziva akula je ajkula-kit(opet ne znam tachne dimenzije) i potpuno je bezopasna jer se hrani plangtonom vetjina ajkula moze da oseti miris krvi u vodi kao i zvuke koje stvara plen(zato struchnjaci preporuchuju da ako se nadjete ochi u ochi sa ajkulom u vodi ne panichite i zaplivate polako i smireno ka obali bez suvishnih pokreta, koje bi ajkula mogla da zameni za zvuke ranjene ribe). sho se tiche siluete ajkula koristi ochi tek pred kraj svog napada da bi pogodila metu, zato se chesto deshavaju napadi na surfere(ajkula pomesha siluetu daske sa fokama)

zanimljiv linak za ljubitelje ajkula:J http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9210382/

to nije dobro reshenje, unishtavanje jedne ivazivne vrste uvodjenjem druge u taj ekosistem se kroz istoriju mnogo puta obilo ljudima o glavu

Actual letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex Computers, USA, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon afterwards! Dear Mr. Baker, As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time. Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" for the hundredth time. You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will. You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp-dressed useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation, however I have a few parting thoughts. 1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is "I prefer not to comment." I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own. 2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your "favorites list", which I conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do believe that terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favorably by the administration. 3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your Mother's birthday," you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.) Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never f*** with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time! Wishing you a grand and glorious day, Cecelia

ne smeju da ih ne bih drao 11-0 za kaznu:J

niste nisha propustili, bila je prilichno neuzbudljiva epizoda, kada se ima u vidu tematika. sho se tiche gutanja mogu da tvrdim da to nije tachno(kao neko ko se veoma zanima za njih, sho se vidi i iz avatara). dovoljno je odgledati 1 od mnogih dokumentaraca o ajkulama koji idu na animal planet-u i videti da to ne vazi, barem ne za poznatije vrste. inache najbolja je emisija o velikim belim koje iskachu vishe metara iznad vode pri napadu na foke, da se useresh gledajutji

tako znachi izbacujesh 1. favorita, a samim tim smanjujutji br. igracha, preskachesh sa 12. na 11. mesto; ipak si ti iskvaren ko i ovi modovi(i ti si mod mora da je zbog toga:J). moratju ja da se zrtvujem i da komesiram pipenku:J

ne bih ja poverio toliku motj bartucu, bolje da stavimo duleta za komesara, on netje znati ni kako da zloupotrebi tu nichim zasluzenu motj:J

tek sad izvalih da rur roto aka pippen tribute liga nije sigurna. lexe mojne da se zezash. pipenka ne sme dotji u pitanje makar nas igralo samo 8(toliko valjda moze da se skupi sa foruma)

onako kako ti predrankirash ja to stalno govorih proshle sezone, a ti tek sada priznajesh

look at me i am Lex, i think i'm so big, i won rur's stockton league