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Jebem ti RUR... bash sam proshle nedelje razmishljao o ovome! Otuda malo duza lista: RTS - Dushica Spasic (vodi vesti, plavusha, nju bih, shto kaze Doolio - vodio na pljeskavicu), Petra (crnka, takodje vodi vesti, ne secam se prezimena), zatim neka bucmasta plavusha shto vodi povremeno "Ovo je Srbija" (jebote, shta ja gledam...), Natasha Miljkovic i Jovana Jankovic. Pink - Ivana Baltic (joj shto volem crvenokose - takodje bih je vodio na pljeku, moze i tri priloga koji se doplacuju da uzme), Bojana Odavic, btw Radu groba ne bih tak'o govnjivom motkom, jebiga ukusi su razlichiti BK - Irena Djuric (big bee-u-bs faktor) i onaj kolibri Branka iz jutarnjeg programa. Hmm, da li je moguce da nema vishe nijedna riba sa BK koju bih dirao? B92 - MIlica Go Play (na punjenu pljeku), Roksanda.
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"Sklooonite chashe sa stoooola, razbicu sveeee ove nociiiiiiiii, draga je otishla mojaaaaaaaaaa, rekla je nece doci!" Ko bre peva ovo? Stalno zaboravljam...
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Loshe, ochajno, uzasno... svi palchevi koje imam - dole.
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Dobar! Evo i neshto sa jedne majice: "When you find yourself in the company of a halfling and an ill-tempered Dragon, remember, you do not have to outrun the Dragon..." and the back of the shirt reads "...you just have to outrun the halfling."
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Koji pacov je odluchivao o F3 i BG3... slike su velike, ali vrede. Smejacete se i plakati u isto vreme. Link
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Eh, granulo sunce, prolece je u vazduhu. Na shta pomishljate? Lepe, oskudno odevene devojchice kako se shetaju po gradu? Blejanje na adi/moru/pored bazena? Pikanje basketa/fudbala iza zgrade dok ne padne mrak? Ja ne. Ja sam se podsetio na Baldurs Gate, na vishechasovna znojenja koja su usledila iz sedenja na plishanoj foteljici ispred kompjutera i igranja pomenute igrice. To me je dovelo do razmishljanja o Minscu, te sam potrazio neke njegove izreke i naleteo na vishe nego shto sam trazio. Uzivancija! __________________________________ Minsc: Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge! Minsc: Magic is impressive but now...Minsc leads! Swords for everyone! Minsc (to his pet hamster, Boo when a battle is imminent): Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!! Boo: *squeak* Jaheira: You are amusing... in a what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you kind of way. Khalid: Click someone your own size! Nobleman: I thank you for not stealing the pantaloons, and I will thank you kindly not to mention the stuffing in the codpiece. Xan: We're all doomed. Skie: I have a cold... Drizzt Do'Urden: DON'T POKE DRIZZT! Tis entirely insociable Jaheira: If a tree falls in a forest... I'll kill the bastard what done it! Imoen: I've done had enough of this. Xzar: *Dur* Tell me 'bout the raaabits... Edwin: Elminster this, Elminster that. Give ME 2000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse! Alora: I don't think you are happy enough! I'll teach you to be happy! Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy Protaganist (to Portalbendarwinden): Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?! Tiax: The day will come when Tiax will point and click. Xzar: I ate his liver with a nice Chianti and some Fava beans. Xzar: (high-pitched quasi-female voice) Stop touching me!! Priest Of Oghma: These walls contain the world's knowledge Tenya: Stop! You are tresspassing on my land-home! Noober: How about now? Edwin (upon Dynaheir's death): Checkmate! The witch is dead! Lord Binky The Buffoon: You need a new tailor, your clothes are absolutely dreadful! Gorion: Ah... my child, I'm glad I have found you! Montaron: What part of "I'm a loner" do ye not understand?! Sarevok: The streets will run red with blood when my work is finished. Jon Irenicus: Life... is strength. That is not to be contested; it seems logical enough. You live; you affect your world. Minsc: Feel the burning stare of my HAMSTER and change your ways! Minsc: Full plate and packin' steel! Minsc: Boo points, I punch - it's a very simple relationship, but it is effective! Minsc: Minsc will be free! These bonds will not hold my wrath! Butts will be liberally kicked in good measure! Minsc: Minsc will lead with blade and boot! Boo will take care of the details. Minsc: Despair not! I shall inspire you by charging blindly on! Minsc: Make way, villainy! Hero, coming through! Minsc: I grow tired of shouting battle cries when fighting this mage. Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all, so he does not rise again! Evil, meet my sword! SWORD, MEET EVIL!! Imoen: Just like old times. Well, except for the torture and all. Imoen: So... Sarevok. You've had an itty-bitty piece of my soul in there for quite a while now. What's it been like? Sarevok: Well, other than a slight obsession with my weight and the resurgence of a few pimples, it's been simply grand. Baron Ployer: Jaheira, you and your claims brought me shame and suffering, and today I am going to exact payment. For your slanderous accusations I am going to... Jaheira: Well, the slander is going a bit far. You actually were a slaver, you know. It's not slander if it's proven. Jaheira: If you think it is wise to do so... so much comes back to haunt us. Jan: You know, this reminds me of that time, waaaay back... Edwin: Well, it would seem the leader of our little group has impregnated the impressionable circus child. And here I thought she was merely getting chubby without the ring master's whip to keep her in shape. Edwin: Greetings. I am Edwin Odesseiron. You simians may refer to me merely as "Sir," if you prefer a less... syllable intensive workout. Lonk the Sane: My job? Taking care of crazies like you. Making sure you don't go and hurt yourselves with your deviant powers. And cookies, I make cookies. Generic Gnome Character: I just came here to find some turnips, I swear! Generic Gnome Character: You... you wouldn't hurt a gnome, would you? Cespenar: What? You uses sling? What is you, a big sissy?
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Vracam se uskoro, drz'te gace!
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Kornjacha. Ili sova. Ili planinski gorila (al' da budem Alfa).
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E, nemoj tako, pa ima skroz dobru facu.
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Odlichno. Znachi, ne znam koji je najbolji, stvarno svaka chast.
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Evo da preduhitrim Kurir...
Wulfgar replied to nt.maharaja's topic in Rastibudjilizovane klejbezable
Relativno zgodna, ali gde je ovog mlohavog nashla... -
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Ponovo nas zajebashe ovi sa TV-a... kao Pink svojevremeno i Kanal D je sada prekinuo Z negde kod 40 i neke epizode. Nemaju prevod, epizode ili... shta? Samo su me navukli bezveze ponovo... i gde je sada na forumu njegovo visochanstvo Princ vetra da ga cimam da mi to nareze?
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Statore, malo ponavljamo prichu profana iz statistike sa Megatrenda?
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Taj fazon... mada zaista, organizacija koncerata u nas je ochajna.
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my 2 cents Borba perfektna, dosad nevidjena. Pricha i kompletan avanturistichki deo koji bi trebao da postoji u igri - skoro nepostojeci. Nezgodni bugovi. Sve u svemu => krajnje dosadno.
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Dobro. Izvini.
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Ih, zaboravih da odgledam po jubilarni 1974903-ti put. Stvarno je extra film. Pouchan. Nije mu AHX ni blizu.
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Legacy of Kain: Defiance
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Zbog zashto sam otvarao dosadan intro od 600+ kb?
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KAKO NEKO MOZE DA GLEDA OVAKO JADNU BEOVIZIJU!!!??
Wulfgar replied to Eyes0fAneri's topic in Rastibudjilizovane klejbezable
Koga uopshte boli kurac za retardoviziju i kako cemo mi da prodjemo na istoj... kao da je pobeda na njoj neshto chime se treba ponositi. -
Evo i moj doprinos.
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Weather Report, Word of mouth, Jaco Pastorius ?
Wulfgar replied to Sa1Nt's topic in Film, TV, Muzika & Podcast
A jel vi slushate dzez ili dzeeeeeeeez? Mrzim ljude koji slushaju dzeeeeeeeeez... -
E bre, jel' chitate vi novine? Ovi iz Komune ozbiljno najavljuju IM za drugu polovinu avgusta. "Miruj, miruj srce moje! Ne tuci tako ludo!"
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"Ovo vas josh nisam pitala"