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[`Dr. Nick Riviera`]

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like

other boys his age rather curious.

He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out'

from the older boys, and he wondered what it was

and how it was done.

One day he took his question to his mother, who

became rather flustered. Instead of explaining

things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the

curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.

This he did. The following morning, Johnny

described EVERYTHING to his mother.

"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while,

then he turned off most of the lights.

Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured

'Sis must be getting sick, because her

face started looking funny.

He must have thought so too, because he put his

hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,

just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as

smart as the doctor because he seemed to have

trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting

sick too, because pretty soon both of them started

panting and getting all out of breath.

His other hand must have been cold because he

put it under her skirt.

About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan

and sigh and squirm around and slide

down toward the end of the couch. This was when her

fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis

told him she felt really hot.

Finally, I found out what was making them so

sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow.

It just jumped out of his pants and

stood there, about 10 inches long, honest,

anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from

getting away.

When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big,

and her mouth fell open, and she started

calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it

was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell

her about the ones down at the lake by our house!

Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the feel by

biting its head off.The eel spit on her face

a little bit and then, All of a sudden she

grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he

took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it

over the eel's head to keep it from biting again.

Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get

a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying

on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight.

Sis started groaning and squealing and her

boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess

they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it

between them.

After a while they both quit moving and gave a

great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough,

they killed the eel. I knew because it just

hung there, limp, and some of its insides were

hanging out.

Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle,

but they went back to courting anyway.

He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly,

the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up

and started to fight again.

I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or

something. This time, Sis jumped up and

tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35

minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew

it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel

its skin off and flush it down the toilet.

[pilauda]

xaxaxax kako je dojajno...ali sis' got brave and tried to kill the feel by

biting its head off lol :)