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Hm? Lichi na sawrshenog mushkarca... Shteta shto takwi postoje samo u bajkama... :o)

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Evo je, bice nevolje...

Unutar svake normalne osobe postoji ludak koji se bori da izbije na povrsinu. Niko ne poludi brze od potpuno normalne osobe.

One... Two... Freddy's coming for you...

Three... Four... Better lock the door...

Five... Six... Grab a crucifix...

Seven... Eight... Gonna stay up late...

Nine... Ten... Never sleep again!!!

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a friend

a companion

a lover

a brother

a father

a master

a chef

an electrician

a carpenter

a plumber

a mechanic

a decorator

a stylist

a sexologist

a gynecologist

a psychologist

a pest exterminator

a psychiatrist

a healer

a good listener

an organizer

a good father

very clean

sympathetic

athletic

warm

attentive

gallant

intelligent

funny

creative

tender

strong

understanding

tolerant

prudent

ambitious

capable

courageous

determined

true

dependable

passionate

compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

give her compliments regularly

love shopping

be honest

be very rich

not stress her out

not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

give her lots of time, especially time for herself

give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

Show up naked   

Bring food & drinks 

Hand over the remote

jbg, nisam bogat... [V]

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